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August 24th |
| By far one of the best lookin' Ladies' Nite in all of FRESH history. Damn! It was great to see a great crowd amongst all the madness, chaos, and freaky, deeky-ness. Mad props to the hard core party peeps who came to life after 3am and partied super extra hard for the last portions of the party. |
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10. Oh my Gosh Darn! That is so, like, humongously awesome! Right here, right here, go ahead and let her rip into my mouth, baby. Ooooh my favorite..... all over...... TEQUILA!!! |
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9. With #10 still stuck in our minds, let us……….continue. Uhhh hum. Tonight is the night that the holy spirit from the party world graces us with a presence so utterly Fre-heh-sha. So, let us be reminded that at the Luxy church, when Liquid Lifestyle is preachin' the gospel of partying, dance heavily, drink heavily, & love one another, for it makes all heavenly. Lemme hear an AMEN! |
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8. Speaking of heavenly, the lord of partying wishes uponeth, that I the camera man, may toucheth the delicate skin of your abdomen region. |
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7. And then as I the camera man, continue to vanquish your sins of prudeness, let me be the one to fondle like she lets him. |
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6. Enough is enough, but when it's two girls on 1 girl, that means 4 humps on 2, which you can never say is enough, right? |
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5. Don't look into the light! Try not to read the scripture! Stop! "I cannot control my actions, I think it's gonna say liquid-lifestyle on it. But mainly, his hand is forcing my head to move closer in." |
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4. We'd like to award this partygoer for hustle points and working so dang hard in da club. Look at all that sweat, damn wet-colored shirt man, that's either sweat or you're just lactating like a mofo. For that, it is our honor to give you the coveted #4 spot on the Weekly Top 10. |
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3. What's better than getting spot #4? Um, getting the number 3 and picking up 4 girls at one time. Rock on dude!!! |
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2. It is a main priority to ensure security here at Fresh, so we demand that for guys a general pat-down must be part of the protocol. "Ooooooh, what's that? You definitely are packing a weapon, of some sort!" |
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1. Daryl n ETurn- Yeah, yeah! This week, the #1 spot goes to the most underrated players in the game. Congratulations to the DJ's for putting down the beats and setting the mood for all the party people. Without them, a FRESH party just wouldn't be as FRESH, but... we have them so it's really super duper yummy wummy FRESH! |
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BONER OF DA WEEK If you see this guy around or have seen this guy around, don't be intimidated. He is almost harmless to all 4 legged creatures and non-human lifeforms. The only ones to feel the pain and utter grotesqueness of this muggin' face is, oh schnaps, Mr. Camera Man!!!!!!! It's the Boner of the Week. |
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