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 September 7th |
| Peep it! With 3 more FRESH Wednesdays to go, we had to start the countdown
the only way we know how, with crazy SH#T!!! Yes, yes, another jam-packed
club with too many ladies being forced up against you with sweaty
bodies. It’s hard to imagine what that’s like, if you grew up
in a monastery in Tibet. But, if you grew up in a monastery in Tibet,
it’s probably hard enough to imagine just what being hard is. |
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10. We’re startin' off the Top 10 the same way we started off the 3rd to last FRESH party, with a little 1, 2, 3,... TEQUILA!!! Feed it to me baby! |
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9. What’s the word? That’s right, tequila!!! Feed me Seymour, feed me some more!!! Whatever is good, just as long as she gets that down her throat. |
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8. C’mon everybody does it. Have a little bit and it can make you feel real good. All the fellas know that tequila makes the girls in the club mysteriously morph into knockout beauty queens. That’s a fact, drink up! |
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7. Look, after tequila, girls end up wearing less, and growing long legs, and nice bodies. But, don’t get things misconstrued, we’re NOT trying to encourage people to drink irresponsibly. We’re encouraging people to have fun. |
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6. Let’s stop the tequila talk for now, and move forward to talking about a little KulangXiuXianFuShi. Really, did you know that KulangXiuXianFuShi spelt backwards is Ihsufnaixuixgnaluk? Yeah, that’s really crazy because in pig latin that translates to, “Attention, rhinestone G-string sticking out of miniskirt!? |
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5. Could you believe this girl was trying to kiss this other girl all night? What the hell is wrong with her? The other girl that is because this is FRESH Wednesday’s, di’nt ya know? Approximately 1:47am, girl on right was kicked out of venue for not partaking in this thing we call girl-on-girl kissing. Jus joking! |
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4. This week at the coveted number 4 spot, we have a special guest, William Hung. Yup, the world renowned megastar showed up just to get down and dirty at FRESH. We asked Ol' Will some Q’s and he told us, “She bangs, she bangs!? Alright, Yeahhhh!!!" |
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3. At #3, just look how magically the dimmed lights and a tequila fueled photographer make William Hung appear to be a sexy long-legged girl, wearing a mini-skirt, & hi-heels. What a difference mood lighting and tequila-goggles make. So, trust us when we say, keep the lights off! |
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2. Yes, that’s the guy we said was William Hung. Yes, that’s him with his shirt off. Yes, they were just gettin' down with each other. Yes, now she is licking the pole. Oh yeah, and yes, the two of them are really cousins. |
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1. From week to week, you find a great party here at FRESH. From last week to this week, we had the opportunity to capture sightings of like manner. Nice dimple by the way. However, from last week’s Boner of the Week, this week a little nipplage can get you all the way to #1. Congratulations, guuuuuurrrrrrlllll!!! |
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BONER OF DA WEEK We just wanted to say a couple things here. First and foremost, congratulations to Taiwan’s 1st ever DMC DJing Champion, DJ E-turn. Lastly, without any description or introduction of any sort, you guessed it, Mr. Boner of the Week. Now, guess who is who... |
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