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 September 13th |
| FRESH in da mix with Liquid Lifestyle Promotions! People drank to keep warm for it ‘twas a bit nipply in the Galleria. Other sources of heat come from bodies rubbing together to make fire. In the end, no serious neck strains, frost bite, or x-rated censorship, only fun, faded-ness, and minor destruction to Seattle’s little mermaid queen……(huh?) |
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10. To warm up your brains and eyes for this week’s top ten, what better way then to show you a picture of the 6th addition to the Spice Girls, Jamaican-Asian Spice. Isn’t she just happy?!!! |
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9. Once again, to warm up your minds, here’s a little quiz-a-roo. How many tattz do you see in this pic? If you said seven, that’s correct!!! True or False, Was this the bag that the president’s son-in-law used to post 2 weeks worth of bail? |
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8. Yeah, she looks hot alright, seductive eyes, come hither demeanor. But if you were warmed up, you would’ve seen the face on the hand staring at her too. Read the next caption for pic #7 before glimpsing at the picture. |
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7. Last quiz question and we’ll get started. What is the most commonly posted type of pic in the FRESH Top Ten Pics? TA DAH! Bet you already knew huh? |
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6. Now that you’re brains are warmed up, let’s start our discussion. The topic is the meaning of the slang word, “faded”. When it reaches the time of night when you can barely open your eyes and look like a wandering zombie, you’re faded! |
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5. If you’ve gotten to the point where you think crawling on the dirty wet dance floor like a dog is cool, you’re faded! |
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4. If you’re 2 attractive girls, but your eyes are rolled back into your head, and you have cheesy stupid F’in looks on your face, which technically means you’re not attractive anymore, you’re faded! |
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3. If you walk around like you just got off a horse and look like you’re saying, “OOOOhhhhhhhh, I think I just Sssssssssh*t my pants!”, you’re faded! Nice dog tag by the way... |
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2. If... um... , you’re faded!!! |
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1. Finally, if you fit almost all of the above, from #2 through #6, and you take a hit from the Liquid Lifestyle beer bong, guess what? Not only may you get placed on the Fresh Top Ten Pics of the Week, but you’re right; you’re fadeder!!! Class dismissed. |
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BONER OF DA WEEK Talking about faded, this guy here controls the alcohol flow, which has its goods and bads. For instance, faded girls can rip your clothes off and throw themselves on top of you. However, you gotta keep those minor scratch marks hidden from your girlfriend when you go home. 2 boners this week, the little one in your pants, and the Boner of the Week Award, which means you are actually entirely one Big Boner. |
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